There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDOnly one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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