Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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