There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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