A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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