Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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