My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDNothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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