A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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