A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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