The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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