Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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