Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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