Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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