In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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