Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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