A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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