In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDKnowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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