On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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