Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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