We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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