One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
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