I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDLaugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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