A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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