Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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