My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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