Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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