Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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