If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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