Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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