Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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