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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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