A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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