Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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