Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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