Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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It isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
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