There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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