Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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