The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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