Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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