We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDWe’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDA friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDExecutive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
KIN HUBBARDOnly one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD