There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDThere are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARDNo matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
KIN HUBBARDSome people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARDFashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
KIN HUBBARDMen are not punished for their sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDLots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDIt isn’t enough for you to love money – it’s also necessary that money should love you.
KIN HUBBARDIn order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARD