Many a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARDMany a family tree needs trimming
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDAs to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
KIN HUBBARDNobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
KIN HUBBARDAn optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARDI’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARDIt’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
KIN HUBBARDThere’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
KIN HUBBARDA fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
KIN HUBBARDNever tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
KIN HUBBARDThere isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARDOne of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
KIN HUBBARDThe fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARDIt is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
KIN HUBBARD