Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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