A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARDThe worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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