Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
-
-
One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
KIN HUBBARD -
University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
KIN HUBBARD -
The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD -
A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
KIN HUBBARD -
Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
KIN HUBBARD -
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
KIN HUBBARD -
Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARD -
There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
KIN HUBBARD -
Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARD -
Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
KIN HUBBARD -
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
KIN HUBBARD -
Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARD -
A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARD -
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARD -
Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARD