Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDOf all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDIntelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
KIN HUBBARDFun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
KIN HUBBARDOnly one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARDIf there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDI don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDA friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARDSome folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
KIN HUBBARDThe longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDWhen some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
KIN HUBBARDBeauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
KIN HUBBARD