On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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