When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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