One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
KIN HUBBARDA good listener is usually thinking about something else.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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University: … a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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