The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARDThe fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
KIN HUBBARDWhen a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
KIN HUBBARDEverything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
KIN HUBBARDLuckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDBargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDDon’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
KIN HUBBARDIf at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
KIN HUBBARDI never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARDNothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
KIN HUBBARDThe safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDIf the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
KIN HUBBARD“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDSome folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
KIN HUBBARDLive so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
KIN HUBBARD