On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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