Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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