Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Very often the quiet fellow has said all he knows
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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