Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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