Executive: a man who makes quick decisions and is sometimes right.
KIN HUBBARDMy idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
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A loafer always has the correct time.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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