No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
KIN HUBBARDThe hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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There’s no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn’t tell you about it?
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mousetrap you set the night before.
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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