I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Fun is like life insurance; the older you get, the more it costs.
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Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
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My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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