Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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The less a statesman amounts to, the more he loves the flag.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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One of the commonest ailments of the present day is the premature formation of opinion.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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