The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
KIN HUBBARDIt ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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