Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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If at first you do succeed don’t take any more chances.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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No matter how much strong black coffee we drink, almost any after- dinner speech will counteract it.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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