“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARDEvery father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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A fellow ought to save a few of the long evenings he spends with his girl till after they’re married.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Nothing dispels enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
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