Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
KIN HUBBARDWhen you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
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Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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There is plenty of peace in any home where the family doesn’t make the mistake of trying to get together.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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There is no failure except in no longer trying.
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If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy.
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It ain’t a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you’re talking about.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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