Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
KIN HUBBARDWhen you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
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Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
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Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it’s by applause.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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I don’t look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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If you haven’t seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven’t seen her smile her prettiest.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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When some folks agree with my opinions I begin to suspect I’m wrong.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
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Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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