Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.
KIN HUBBARDWhen you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Nobuddy ever listened t’ reason on a empty stomach.
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Many a family tree needs trimming
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
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Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
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The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn’t have as many monuments to unveil.
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