Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARDWhen you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it’s a wonder there isn’t more of it done
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
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Knowin’ all about baseball is just about as profitable as bein’ a good whittler.
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Of all the unbearable nuisances, the ignoramus that has traveled is the worst.
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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On a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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The hardest thing is writing a recommendation for someone we know.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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It’s going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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Every father expects his boy to do the things he wouldn’t do when he was young.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
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The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
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If there’s anything a public servant hates to do it’s something for the public.
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