Ther’s still a few honest folks left but they never seem t’ find anything you lose.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
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There is no defeat except from within, no really insurmountable barrier save our own inherent weakness of purpose.
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We’d all like to vote for the best man but he’s never a candidate.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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Don’t knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn’t start a conversation if it didn’t change once in a while.
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If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
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When a woman says, ‘I don’t wish to mention any names’, it means it ain’t necessary to mention any names.
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There’s another advantage to being poor – a doctor will cure you faster.
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