The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God’s path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony.
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Beauty is . . . a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
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Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
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Flattery won’t hurt you if you don’t swallow it.
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Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
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I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
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A never-failing way to get rid of a fellow is to tell him something for his own good.
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can’t hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can’t see either.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn’t be so bad if they thought.
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Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he’s overcharging you.
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Don’t a fellow feel good after he gets out of a store where he nearly bought something.
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