Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
-
-
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
KIN HUBBARD -
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARD -
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
KIN HUBBARD -
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
KIN HUBBARD -
“Why doesn’t the fellow who says, “I’m no speechmaker,” let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration? “
KIN HUBBARD -
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARD -
A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
KIN HUBBARD -
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
KIN HUBBARD -
Some people are so sensitive that they feel snubbed if an epidemic overlooks them.
KIN HUBBARD -
The longer it takes you to select a cantaloupe, the worse it is!
KIN HUBBARD -
Nothing’s as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
KIN HUBBARD -
An optimist is a fellow who believes what’s going to be will be postponed
KIN HUBBARD -
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARD -
A friend that ain’t in need is a friend indeed.
KIN HUBBARD -
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
KIN HUBBARD