If there’s anything mean in a feller, a litter authority will bring it out.
KIN HUBBARDThe world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
More Kin Hubbard Quotes
-
-
I’m sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory.
KIN HUBBARD -
The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
KIN HUBBARD -
I never saw an athletic girl that thought she was strong enough to do indoor work.
KIN HUBBARD -
Litigation: A form of hell whereby money is transferred from the pockets of the proletariat to that of lawyers.
KIN HUBBARD -
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
KIN HUBBARD -
Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.
KIN HUBBARD -
Fashion: a barricade behind which men hide their nothingness.
KIN HUBBARD -
It’s what a fellow thinks he knows that hurts him.
KIN HUBBARD -
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
KIN HUBBARD -
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
KIN HUBBARD -
Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
KIN HUBBARD -
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
KIN HUBBARD -
The world gets better every day – then worse again in the evening.
KIN HUBBARD -
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it’s so crowded.
KIN HUBBARD -
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.
KIN HUBBARD