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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Book Education Humour Read Room Television
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
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Equality Freedom Prejudices
I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
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Bad Day Evening Wonderful
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
Time wounds all heels.
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Healing Inspirational Life One Liner Time Wound
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.
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Elephant Funny Humour Morning Pajama
Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Bed Inspirational Lazy One Liner Worth
Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
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Anatomy Judgement Poverty
Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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Arrive Dead Future Happiness Inspirational Life Past Present
Die in the West and you’re halfway to Heaven.
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Die Halfway Heaven One Liner West
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I’ve got a nickle in my pocket.
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Comedy Funny Humour Nickle Pocket
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Hear Memories Past Stop Story
From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Book Humour Laughter Moments Read
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work

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