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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

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She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Arrow Banana Fly Fruit Time
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
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Army Contradiction Intelligence Military One Liner
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Book Education Humour Read Room Television
Everyone must believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
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Alcohol Beer Believe Funny
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them, well I have others.
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Attitude Life Principles Rules
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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Billion Birthday Cells Life One Liner
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
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Humour Judge Jury Marriage One Liner
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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Enough Learning Mistake Yourself
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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Applesauce Cranberry Taste
Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water!
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Art Humour Water
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
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Choose Happiness Misery Money
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
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Finding Happiness Hard Time Healing Laugh
If you are one of those lucky persons who own a pen that writes underwater, you might try living in a swimming pool.
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Lucky Person Pool Swimming Underwater

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