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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

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Any place I hang my head is home.
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Hang Head Home One Liner Place
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Best Friend Deep Failure One Liner Unhappy
I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
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Footprint Photography Socks Upstairs
A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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Feeling Man Naughty One Liner Sex Woman
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Funny Humour Instituation Marriage
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
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Funny Missing One Liner Women
If I hold you any closer I’ll be in back of you!
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Closer Holding Love One Liner Romance
Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Channel Cry Laugh Selfish Watch World
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.
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Age Birthday Interesting Subject
I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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Crazy Decent Life Meal Place Reality
When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.
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Best Friend Friendship Funny Goodness Jail Try
A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
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Funny Hospital Humour Parked Run Taxi
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Book Education Humour Read Room Television
Why, look at me. I’ve worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.
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Poverty State Work
Go, and never darken my towels again.
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Angry Funny One Liner Towel
She’s so in love with me, she doesn’t know anything. That’s why she’s in love with me.
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Funny Love Man Myself

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