Humour is reason gone mad.
GROUCHO MARXHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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We left New York drunk and early on the morning of February second.
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From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
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Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
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No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
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Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman.
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Who says Television isn’t educational, as soon as the T.V. comes on I read a book.
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Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.
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If you’ve heard this story before, don’t stop me, because I’d like to hear it again.
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Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while
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I only write first editions.
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Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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All geniuses die young.
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