Once I put it down I couldn’t pick it back up.
GROUCHO MARXHe may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
More Groucho Marx Quotes
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Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.
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If you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
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I’m not crazy about reality, but it’s still the only place to get a decent meal.
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You can leave in a huff. Or you can leave in a minute and a huff.
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I only write first editions.
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I wouldn’t want to belong to a club that would have me as a member.
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She got her looks from her father. He’s a plastic surgeon.
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My mother loved children – she would have given anything if I had been one.
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The trouble with writing a book about yourself is that you can’t fool around.
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Anything that can’t be done in bed isn’t worth doing at all.
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Time wounds all heels.
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Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light.
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Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you’re probably watching the wrong channel.
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