Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
FRAN LEBOWITZContrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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