Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZContrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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