Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.
FRAN LEBOWITZContrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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