Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
FRAN LEBOWITZContrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
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I never met anyone who didn’t have a very smart child. What happens to these children, you wonder, when they reach adulthood?
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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