Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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