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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Address Like Nothing Success
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Cut Good Interset Lack Meal Purpose Sense Unaccompanied Vegetable
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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And Fame Famous Made More People
If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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Bring Country Food Go Own
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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Chance Figure Lottery Not Play Same
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this country, capitalism triumphed over democracy.
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Capitalism Communism Country Democracy Orient Over Triumphed Union
Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
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Get Life Sleep Something When
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Allow Bearable Broadcast Disk Due Fact Jockey News Radio Talk
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Action Contemplation Evidence Louder Nature Opinion Peortic Speak Suicide Word
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Chair Comfortable Door Enough Found Large Location Nature Out
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Absolute Animal Bless Conversation Denim Room Furniture Jump Own Room
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Back Bluntly Hotel Land Rather Type Want
I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Calculation Chance Done Identical Lottery Play Win
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Good Humility One Liner Personality Substitute
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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Artistic Effort Irritate Make People Possess Unproductive Unseemly
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Average Great People Talk Small Thing Wine
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Adult Children Cloth Designer Few Snowsuit Successfully Worn
Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Conversation Either Polite Rarely
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Attempt Behaviour Constitute Inner Nervous Peace Something Such Thing Unacceptable
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Algebra Assure Conscious Life Real Refuse Stand Such Thing
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Cheer Children Desirable Easy Fun Most Oponet Scrabble
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Happy Hear Life Phone Remember Stage Teenage
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
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Children Confection Every Freshly Obvious Received Sticky Tend Wash
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Consciousness Drug Expand Hallucinogenic never Took Unnecessary Want
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
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Buy Child Dinner Only Want
Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Adult Between Consent exchange Interest Little Private Probably Verbal
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Actual Being Excuse Football Good Interest Male Play Simply Special Transsexual Woman

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