I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I’ve done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repellent to have a lot, and to behave with anything other than courtesy in the old sense of the word – politeness of the heart, a gentleness of the spirit.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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