I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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If you’re going to America, bring your own food.
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