Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
FRAN LEBOWITZRemember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born to people you could not have possibly met.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine.
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Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort.
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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My favorite animal is steak.
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The opposite of talking isn’t listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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