If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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You’re only as good as your last haircut.
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