Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Humility is no substitute for a good personality.
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an old business procedure.
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Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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