The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
Verbal exchanges between consenting adults in private are as of little interest to me as they probably are to them.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.
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As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
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Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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