The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
FRAN LEBOWITZ
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores.
More Fran Lebowitz Quotes
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The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
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In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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You can’t go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.
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I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any attempt to prove otherwise constitutes unacceptable behavior.
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Nothing succeeds like address.
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Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for you.
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Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
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Ifyou have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.
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Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable.
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Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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