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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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