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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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