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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Ambulance Golf Golfer Guy Slowly Speaks Time Way
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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