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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole

Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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