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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

Bob Hope

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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Bars Golf Hotter Play
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.

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