The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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