The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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