There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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