Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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