I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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