My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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