There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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