Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEBaseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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