Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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