I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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