Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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