Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPEI saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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