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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

Bob Hope

If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.

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