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Bob Hope

Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
BOB HOPE

Appreciate Want War Winding
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering

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