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Bob Hope

I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation

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