Please don’t stand up on my account.
BOB HOPEThe home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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