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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.

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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way

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