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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.

Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Kids Wonderful
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Funny Humorous Night Reason Same
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
BOB HOPE

Cold Hands Pockets Politician

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