There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPEAs the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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