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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Bob Hope

I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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