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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Bob Hope

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

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