And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEKids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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