It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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