If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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