You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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