It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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