Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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