The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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