When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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