He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
BOB HOPEThe big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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