I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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