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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.

Bob Hope

When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater

I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.

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