Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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