The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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