I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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