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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.

Bob Hope

Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Anymore Country Funny Soon Space
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying

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