If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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