Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
BOB HOPEI’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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