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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.

Bob Hope

I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPE

Games Golf Numeral Roman
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE

Days Line One These Watches
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Appreciate Want War Winding
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

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