Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
BOB HOPEThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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