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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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