I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
BOB HOPEThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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