Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
BOB HOPEThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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