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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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