Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
BOB HOPEThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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