I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPEThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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