You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
BOB HOPEThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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