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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Bob Hope

We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs

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