A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
BOB HOPEThe trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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