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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.

Bob Hope

Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table

Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.

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