I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
BOB HOPEGolf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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