It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPEGolf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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