And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
BOB HOPEGolf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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