There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
BOB HOPEGolf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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