Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
BOB HOPEGolf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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