I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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