Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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