Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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