The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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