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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping

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