The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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