I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
More Bob Hope Quotes
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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