When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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