When you get over 95, every day is your day.
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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