A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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