I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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