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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Bob Hope

Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking

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