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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Bob Hope

A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Country Humorous People Soup
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

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