I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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