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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Bob Hope

I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

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