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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Bob Hope

Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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Funny Item People Telling Years
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin

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