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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Bob Hope

My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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Get Golf Names Vain
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
Celebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status.
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Christmas Image Littles Screen Touching
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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Funny Handshake Tired Water

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

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