Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
BOB HOPEDon’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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