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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

Bob Hope

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Blow Home Hurricane Tornadoes Typhoon Worry
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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Funny Humorous Pointed Rip
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dieting Friend Good Loss Weight

Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.

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