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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Discover Funny Money Taken
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video

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