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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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Doors Even Garage Love Makin Next
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video

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