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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

Bob Hope

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Course Golf Play Small Winning
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Fans Letters Raspberries
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out

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