It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPEWe didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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