Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
BOB HOPEWe didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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