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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

Bob Hope

I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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Jesus News Pissed
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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Country Funny Government Humorous People
One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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Balls Forever Gifts Good Greatest Laughter Thank
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength

We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.

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