Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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