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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.

Bob Hope

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Aspiration Funny Presidential Running States
I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Flying Funny Travel Luggage
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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Gun Makeup Men Spray

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