At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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