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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.

Bob Hope

It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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Funny Golf Same Time Together
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running

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