The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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