The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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