Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Having so many gold courses so close together was ideal for me. With my slice I could enjoy three or four golf courses at the same time.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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