There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
BOB HOPEAll British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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