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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.

Bob Hope

Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I’d give up golf if I didn’t have so many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Four Girl Lives Sheltered
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying

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