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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.

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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Ford Gerald Golf President
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Acting Awards Hollywood Press Thinking
Contrary to what certain comedians have led you to believe, the national French pastime is picnicking.
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Belief Comedian Funny Humorous
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.

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