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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.

Bob Hope

It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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Animal Running White
Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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Congratulations Dark House
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation

The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.

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