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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Bob Hope

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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Funny Hilarious Sympathy Witty
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Funny Humble Humor
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Best Friend Talking Tire
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

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