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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Bob Hope

I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPE

Golf Swimming Work Out
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he’s really pissed off.
BOB HOPE

Jesus News Pissed
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPE

Comedy Definitely Essence Life
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
BOB HOPE

Actors Oscar Reassuring
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Inspirational Sports
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
BOB HOPE

Healing Mean Wonderful
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
BOB HOPE

Food Funny Humorous
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Humorous
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
BOB HOPE

Funny Hope Love
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
BOB HOPE

Country Funny Government Humorous People
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPE

Caddies Division Fame Golf
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

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