We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
BOB HOPEEngland occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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