Lots of travel, away from home.
BOB HOPEEngland occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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