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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Bob Hope

We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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Golf Mistake Persian Waiting Way
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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One Should Taxes Travel Years
It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I was lucky, you know, I always had a beautiful girl and the money was good. Although I would have done the whole thing over for, oh, perhaps half.
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Although Beautiful Girl Lucky Over Thing Whole
Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Singing Sweet Trying
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

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