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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Bob Hope

I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn’t know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He’s always had an agent for that.
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Agents Lying Typical
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Brother Country Day Die Husband Veterans
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Games Golf Numeral Roman
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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Aspirin Firm Print Times
You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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Book Funny Reading

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

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