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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

Bob Hope

Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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Decent Garden State
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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Actors Comedy Parent
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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Comedy Direction Helping Life Wondering
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn’t understand us at all.
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America Funny Humorous

England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.

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