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Bob Hope

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People
Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
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Acting Funny President
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
He was bare chested and in good trim. I said that just looking at him I knew there would always be an England
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Country Good Line Look One
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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Ashes Country Funny Humorous People
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Television. That’s where movies go when they die.
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Country Dies Movie People Television
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Home Marriage Years
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War

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