Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
BOB HOPEEverybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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