Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
BOB HOPEWhen you get over 95, every day is your day.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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