I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
BOB HOPEWhen you get over 95, every day is your day.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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We flew over to England by the same route Churchill took. It was easy. All we had to do was follow the cigar ashes.
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