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When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Bob Hope

Happiness is watching the TV at your girlfriend’s house during a power failure.
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Failure Girlfriend House Sex
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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Carter Done Nothing People
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Doing Nothing Kissing Light
We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches

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