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When you get over 95, every day is your day.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People
Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Ambition Dancing People
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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Funny Humorous Successful
If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Balls Golf Nation Slice Worry
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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Culture Hands Moving
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I tell jokes to pay my green fees.
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Golf Green Pay
I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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Country People Political Jokes
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.
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Country Funny Money People
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way

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