It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
BOB HOPECulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
More Bob Hope Quotes
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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It was a typically British birth… I was three at the time. They had a strike in the maternity ward… I came out in sympathy.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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