I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
BOB HOPECulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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