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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Bob Hope

We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Able Although Country Lost Reservation
Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Boxes Entertainment Television
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Heart Humor Laughter
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Funny Humorous Paris
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Country Day Every Get Over People

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