We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPECulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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