I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
BOB HOPECulture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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I love flying. I’ve been to almost as many places as my luggage.
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Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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