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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Bob Hope

It’s a wonderful world. It may destroy itself but you’ll be able to watch it all on TV.
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May Watches World
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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Age Golf Play Tried Weight
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
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Extra Pages Personally Turning
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
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Music Names Personality Play
One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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Each Lines Nothing Other Stock Way
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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Age Calculate Fingers Rings
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Apart Dog Miles Pet Tree
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight

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