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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands

Bob Hope

I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Country Courage Devotion Discomfort Face Good Hate Humor More
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Friend Funny Hate Inspiration
The stealth bomber is supposed to be a big deal. It flies in undetected, bombs, then flies away. Hell, I’ve been doing that all my life.
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Bombers Bombs Hell
The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
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Better Get Home Video
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Invested Sweater
Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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Country Dirty People War
I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Hands Men Ruined Stepping
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Men President Six
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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Country Kind Line Money One People

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