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Bob Hope

There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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Funny Humorous Personality Talented
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Baseball is a soap opera that plays out day after day, one that a lot of elderly women watch until the characters and the plot becomes a part of their life.
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Baseball Character Kids Personal Plot Side
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Funny Humorous Japan
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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Balls Golf Play
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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Funny Humorous Littles
I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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Dies Golf Pain Swings
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards
You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
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Age Country Middle People Weightlifting
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time

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