I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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I don’t know what people have against Jimmy Carter. He’s done nothing.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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