The home videos aren’t as good, but they are seeming to get better.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Most of the people who came for dancing lessons had Rumba ambitions and minuet bodies
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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There was nothing subtle about our landing. The pilot just pointed the nose at the ground and let her rip.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Culture is the ability to describe Jane Russell without moving your hands
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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