You know you’ve reached middle age when your weightlifting consists merely of standing up.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Congratulations to whoever is finally booking music we love. It’s going to get us out of the house after dark!
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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Bing Crosby and I play a lot of golf together and I have a small course at my place where we often play for side stakes.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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