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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.

Bob Hope

Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
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Comedy Definitely Essence Life
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I get upset over a bad shot just like anyone else. But it’s silly to let the game get to you.
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Anyone Bad Beautiful Golf Shot Silly
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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Funny Rain Weather
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, “Don’t worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it’s obsolete.”
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Aircraft Asked Bob Obsolete Type Worry
Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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Healing Mean Wonderful
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Laughter
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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Day Mean Motherhood Mothers
A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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Fields Flatterers Golf Shooting
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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Actors Oscar Reassuring

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