Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
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You can calculate Zsa Zsa Gabor’s age by the rings on her fingers.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I don’t know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
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The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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My next door neighbor just had a pacemaker installed. They’re still working the bugs out, though. Every time he makes love, my garage door opens.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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