People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Audiences are my best friends. You never tire of talking with your best friends.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.
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Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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