I come around to your house personally and wet your finger while you’re turning the pages.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, ‘What do I do next?’ Pat replied, ‘Wait till the pain dies down.’
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It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I was there. I saw your sons and your husbands, your brothers and your sweethearts. I saw how they worked, played, fought, and lived. I saw some of them die.
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That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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My secret for staying young is good food, plenty of rest, and a makeup man with a spray gun.
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