Timing is the essence of life, and definitely of comedy.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
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She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Failure is the only thing I’ve ever been a success at.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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I have performed for 12 presidents and entertained only six.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Chiropractic is a wonderful means of natural healing!
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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There are many talented English personalities, but unfortunately they were all in Hollywood.
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The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
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I led such a sheltered life I didn’t go out with girls until I was almost four.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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