One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
BOB HOPEI’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn’t help wondering from what direction.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
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I do benefits for all religions – I’d hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
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Sure Vietnam is a dirty war. I’ve never heard of a clean one.
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For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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