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Bob Hope

Free speech isn’t dead in Germany and Italy, merely the speakers.
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Funny Humorous Italian
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Country Kissing Lazy Love People
England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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England Funny Humorous Performance
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
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Days Line One These Watches
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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Drinking Night Suffering
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
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Firsts Green Oscars
Laughter is therapy-an instant vacation.
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Instant Laughter Vacation
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
America is a country where the Olympics and the divorce lawyers both have the same slogan – Go for the Gold.
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Country Funny Humorous
The high point of the act is when he (Uri Durov) puts his head inside the bear’s huge jaws. I wouldn’t even try that with my agent.
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Act Agents Funny High Inside Trying
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.
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Balls Go Golf Yards

For the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green

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