Everybody is afraid they won’t have any money after they die, but Jack Benny discovered a way to take it with him. He had his appendix taken out and a piggy bank put in.
BOB HOPEFor the first time, you can actually see the losers turn green
More Bob Hope Quotes
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I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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One of the greatest gifts to mankind is laughter, and one of the greatest gifts to laughter is Lucille Ball. God has her now but thanks to television, we’ll have her forever.
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things – not the great occasions – that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness.
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England occupies a warm spot in my affections. It was the scene of my greatest performance. I was born there.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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Now that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here – just for me.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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I only speak a little pigeon French. Just enough to get by with the little French pigeons.
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