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Bob Hope

If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
It’s amazing how many people you see on TV. I did my first television show a month ago, and the next day five million television sets were sold. The people who couldn’t sell theirs threw them away.
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Day Next People See Sold Television
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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Doctors Funny Heart Operating Table
Rock and roll is catching on all over . . . France . . . England . . . They even have it in Japan, only over there they call it judo.
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Funny Humorous Rocks
Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome – the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
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Golf Paramedic Play Trying
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
That’s life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
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Dieting Golf Loss Weight
The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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Funny Giving Humor
Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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Business Golf Green Pay
I do try to work out a little. I go swimming twice a day. It beats buying golf balls.
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Golf Swimming Work Out
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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Concentrate Grandchildren One Thing Tim
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Comedy Funny Marriage Two

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