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Bob Hope

It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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Adversity Better Lucky Now Pugs
I see the Beatles have arrived from England. They were 40 pounds overweight – and that was just their hair.
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England Hair Line One
I’ve always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It’s an island and the audience can’t run very far.
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Funny Humorous Running
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
It’s not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course – you just follow the wounded.
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Course Golf Wounded
Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Beautiful Golf Member Successful
Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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Careers Dying Line One
The only troulbe is that when I win, I always have to engage and attorney before I can draw the money.
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Before Draw Engage Money Only Trouble
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
A very, very religious man. Every time I eat a peanut, I feel immortal.
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Men One Line Religious
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Country Funny Humorous People
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love

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