Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Jimmy Stewart could have been a good golfer, but he speaks so slowly that by the time he yells ‘Fore!’ the guy he’s hit is already in an ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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There’s a very apt saying in show business: “If you don’t go over budget in Paris, you’re either very rich or very sick. “
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I’ve never wanted an Oscar, although they are reassuring to an actor who doesn’t know how really great he is.
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When you get over 95, every day is your day.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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I’ve been married fifty-five years and I’ve been home three weeks.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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I was lucky I wasn’t a better boxer, or that’s what I’d be now – a punchy ex-pug.
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When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor’s Orphanage – he shot both his parents and moved in.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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The firm is really ahead of the times. It has a stock market ticker that prints its report on thin aspirins.
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