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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
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Dresses Funny Humorous Oil
All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Country Funny Humorous Old
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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Comedy Kids Wonderful
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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Christmas Holiday Old Fashioned Xmas
I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Caddies Golf Lying
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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Country Funny People Sorry War
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Boxing Canvas Funny Sports
Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Account Line One Please Stand
Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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Country Littles People Promise Way
It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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Average Funny Humorous
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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Giving Golf Sweaters Up
The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Age Growing Long
Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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Beach Golf Grass Pebbles

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