I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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YOU CAN ONLY DO ONE THING AT A TIME SO CONCENTRATE ON IT.
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I ruined my hands in the ring. The referee kept stepping on them.
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Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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The Concorde is great. It gives you three extra hours to find your luggage.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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I like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
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The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don’t know which end to talk to.
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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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US President Gerald Ford’s golf was so bad we thought he was a ‘Hitman for the PGA!
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A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.
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