Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Television is the box they buried entertainment in.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back.
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I don’t do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.
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A few years ago he had a big heart transplant in Chicago, a five-hour operation. It took the doctors four hours to get him on the operating table.
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You could buy my book in a paperback edition for a dollar, and in hard covers for $3.50. And for fifty cents extra.
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A photographer kept shooting me every time I swung. I was very flattered until I found out he was from Field and Stream.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat are really good friends.
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At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.
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Dying is to be avoided because it can ruin your whole career.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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