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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Country Funny Humorous
It’s so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
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Cold Hands Pockets Politician
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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Funny Hope Love
Everybody knows what California smog is – that’s fog with the vitamins removed.
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Country Fog Funny Remove
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
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Anything Resist Temptation
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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Caddies Division Fame Golf
I’ll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105.
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Age Golf Live Shoot
I love to go to Washington – if only to be near my money.
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Country Funny Love People Witty
On one hole, I hit an alligator so hard, he’s now my golf bag.
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Alligators Bags Golf
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
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Citizen Funny Golf Hope
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.
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Caring Funny Laughter Transform Unbearable
I have the perfect simplified tax form for government. Why don’t they just print our money with a return address on it?
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Addresses Government Perfect Return
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
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Golf Painting President
When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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Beautiful Break Breathing Miss Strength
It’s very frustrating making a picture in Paris. We work hard all day at the studio to get a love scene just right. Then, on my way home, I see couples on every street corner doing it better.
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Better Couple Funny Humorous

Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

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