When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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Milton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday … He would say, ‘Keep it sweet and short and don’t try to be funny.’
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The old water heater in my dressing room was working, but it was kind of tired. It gave off about as much warmth as an agent’s handshake.
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I have too much money invested in sweaters.
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Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
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Titleist has offered me a big contract not to play its balls.
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The Governor has no presidential aspirations. In fact he just made a tour of 43 states just to tell them he’s not running for anything.
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You know what a fan letter is – it’s just an inky raspberry.
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I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
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If I had that kind of money, I wouldn’t come to Vietnam, I’d send for it.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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I saw more courage, more good humor in the face of discomfort, more love in an era of hate and more devotion to duty than could exist under tyranny.
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Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.
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