Not that they were that anxious to see Ronnie as President; they were afraid if he didn’t get elected, he’d go back to acting.
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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If he slices the budget like he slices a golf ball, the nation has nothing to worry about.
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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I don’t bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard … I sell.
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Eighty is when you order a steak and the headwaiter puts it through the blender. Or when you wake up as many times during the night as Burt Reynolds, but not for the same reason.
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Golf is my profession Show business is just to pay the green fees.
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When I miss a shot I just think what a beautiful day it is. And what pure fresh air I’m breathing. Then I take a deep breath. I have to do that. That’s what gives me the strength to break the club.
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In England when you make a movie even the weather is against you.
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One of our stock lines used to be “There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for Bing, and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for me.” And that’s the way we go through life – doing nothing for each other!
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We’re on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It’s a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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I like to play in the low 70’s. If it gets any hotter than that I’ll stay in the bar!
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If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
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The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
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The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it.
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Out here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don’t worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
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