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Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.

Bob Hope

We didn’t know that in America after the war, you wouldn’t be able to get into a sushi joint without a reservation. And we thought they lost.
BOB HOPE

Able Although Country Lost Reservation
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window.
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Food Funny Humorous
If you think golf is relaxing, you’re not playing it right.
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Golf Relax Right Thinking
She got to enjoy the personal side of the players. They were her kids. The Braves were her family.
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Braves Family Kid Players
Did you see where President Reagan finally got a hearing aid? People have been telling him to get one for years, but he couldn’t hear them.
BOB HOPE

Funny Item People Telling Years
If my golf game was a prize fight, they’d stop it.
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Fighting Games Golf
I’ve always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there.
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Funny Inspirational Place Proactive Time
Be happy you guys. Be proud! You know what you are: you’re God’s frozen people.
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Frozen Guy People
Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.
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Drinking Kissing Tea
Lots of travel, away from home.
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Away From Home Line One
Don’t tempt me, I can resist anything but temptation.
BOB HOPE

Anything Resist Temptation
Bing Crosby and I weren’t the types to go around kissing each other. We always had a light jab for each other.
BOB HOPE

Doing Nothing Kissing Light
The service at the Imperial (Tokyo) is the finest I’ve encountered anywhere. There was a button next to my bed marked ROOM SERVICE – and a maid to press it for me.
BOB HOPE

Button Country Funny Hotel Humorous Maid Press Room Service
To give you an idea of how fast we travelled – we left with two rabbits and when we arrived we still had only two.
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Arrive Giving Ideas Still Two
I’ve got to watch myself these days. It’s too exciting watching anyone else.
BOB HOPE

Days Line One These Watches
I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
BOB HOPE

Boxing Canvas Funny Sports

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