Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
BOB HOPEBigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
More Bob Hope Quotes
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All British castles and old country homes are supposed to be haunted. It’s in the lease.
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Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
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I never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
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Lots of travel, away from home.
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And on nearby islands, the Japanese army was eating raw fish. We felt sorry for them.
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I was called Rembrandt Hope in my boxing days, because I spent so much time on the canvas.
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Please don’t stand up on my account.
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Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you’ll promise her anything.
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It’s a wonderful way to live, and not a bad way to go, either. The average Frenchman is still smiling three months after he’s dead.
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It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
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I can’t give up Golf, I’ve got too many sweaters.
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The best thing about growing older is that it takes such a long time.
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Pebble Beach is Alcatraz with grass.
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